Now you may have noticed that I have pretty much stayed out of the political conversation during this very, heated political atmosphere. You might think that I am not interested in politics but you would be wrong. I don’t like to make people angry. I like to be liked. I am a people pleaser. I wish I didn’t care but I do care. WELL, that might be all over for me at this point because I am going to give you my real opinions on a group of candidates. I AM GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT I THINK ABOUT THE FASHION STATEMENTS THAT THEY ARE MAKING. It’s my opinion and only my opinion. So if you are angry and you want to sue someone then you will have to sue my brain or my upbringing or maybe be my ancestors. Anyway, who knows where or how opinions are formed?
Just in case you need to know before we go any further into these assessments and in case you are dying to know more about me. I am an Independent Voter. I have voted equally for Republicans and Democrats and once or twice for an Independent.
This isn’t going to be in any real order. Today I am just critiquing the Democratic hopefuls who as of today’s date are still in the running. I thought that I would start with the B’s Biden, Bloomberg, Booker, and Buttigieg.
Pete, (I call him Pete) well he has a nice short haircut, he looks clean like he just took a shower and sprayed a nice clean lemony after shave lotion on his face and neck. He is slim and often wears a white dress shirt with a button or two open at the top and long sleeves rolled up. He wants to give the impression that he went to work wearing a suit and tie but that he was working so hard for you that he took off his jacket and his tie and rolled up his selves to show how serious he is about getting things done.
Bloomberg has a nice hair cut, short and styled by the best. He always wears suits and ties and they always look like they come from a good men’s tailor hopefully one from New York City. He looks fit and trim so he cares how he looks and he always looks like a businessman.
Cory or Booker as I like to call him. Booker is tall 6’2” and really nice looking. He shaves his head to give him that action hero look, however, he looks a little too nice to pull that look off. Now let me tell you about his clothes. Out of all of the men or women candidates, he is by far the best dressed. His suits and ties and shirts are perfect and you know that he spends a good amount of his time picking out the perfect outfit for the perfect event and he is always the best-dressed man in the room. His suits fit him and he makes sure that they fit perfectly. Here is an interesting note…. his phone number can be found at the bottom of his website ladies. If you are interested he is still available.
Last of the B’s is Biden. Joe is 77 years old and he is 6 ft. tall and he is very slim and trim. He wears suits well and he is and looks comfortable in casual clothes. He is very nice looking but what I notice about him is how straight this man stands. The next time you see him on TV notice his posture. It is nearly perfect. I am not going to say one word about their political views … that’s not my job. I am only giving you a sense of their style that’s all. I will say this I would be more than happy to be seated next to any of these men at a dinner party. I don’t care what political side you are on these guys would be great dinner partners. Right?
Castro, nice clothes, very trim, very clean looking but he has bad hair. He is very short and it affects how people see him especially when standing next to a tall man or woman. Not fair at all, but true. He doesn’t give a strong impression. Now Bloomberg is small but he gives a stronger impression. I don’t make the rules I just report them how I see them. (LOL) Also, I don’t want to be seated next to him at a dinner party. I think that I would have to do all of the talking.
On to Sanders and Steyer. Bernie, Bernie, Bernie, what can I say about Bernie’s style? The best you can say about him is that he always looks sloppy and disheveled but always, always comfortable. This is a guy who goes in his closet in the morning and picks out the most comfortable outfit that doesn’t have spots on it from last night’s dinner reception. He looks as if he would rather be tortured or pretend to be having another heart attack than to be forced to put on a tux and put on a pair of patent leather shoes. One problem with Bernie just might be his shoes. He always looks a bit grumpy. It might be his shoes. Maybe his shoes don’t fit and that might make that grimace that you see on his face especially when you ask him a question that he doesn’t want to answer. No, I do not want to be seated next to Bernie at a dinner party he might get mad at me or frown if I had a second glass of wine.
Tom Steyer. He is nice looking and dresses well. He has a nice haircut and I think he is rather tall and good-looking. He dresses appropriately for each occasion. I am sure that he would make pleasant conversation as a dinner partner. He is a billionaire and a philanthropist. I would do my best to see if he would consider helping a struggling writer with a very small business that needs a new SUV. Please pass the Dom Perignon, Tom.
Okay now on to the ladies.
Tulsi Gabbard, tall, pretty, nice shiny black hair. I love her white pantsuits. She looks, strong, tough, no-nonsense, and fast on her feet, yet feminine. She looks like she would be comfortable in a ball gown or a jogging suit or a bathing suit. She looks smart and she looks like she isn’t afraid to stand up for her opinions.
Amy Klobuchar, mostly wears suits. Suits with skirts and sometimes with trousers. Nothing too fancy but she always fits in. Nice looking suits. She wears some jewelry and she wears some makeup a little not too much. She has a nice easy but attractive hairstyle. She looks like a teacher or the principal of your high school. Amy has a twinkle in her eye and a nice smile.
Elizabeth Warren. She is the reason I decided to tackle the style of our Democratic Candidates. Liz, Liz, Liz. What can I say about your style??? ONE THING, THAT IT, HASN’T CHANGED IN MANY, MANY, MANY YEARS??? I HAVE ONLY SEEN HER IN her black stretch pants and her black tank top. On top of her tank top, she wears either a bright colored sweater or a jacket. That is it. That is all she ever, ever, ever, wears. Her hair doesn’t have a style and she doesn’t wear makeup. I don’t believe I have ever seen her with any jewelry on any part of her body. Elizabeth if you want to be President of the United States you are going to have to wear another outfit someday or at the very least at your swearing-in ceremony. Then please fix your hair and wear a touch of makeup. One thing I will say about Elizabeth is that she is slim and trim and she might have the best figure out of all of the men and women. I would really like her height and her figure. Liz, you must workout because you have a great figure. By the way, I am pretty sure all of these ladies would be great dinner partners.
Stay tuned for my views on the Republicans. I have something to say about some of their wives too. It’s fair because there are fewer of them running so I might have to add their wives and maybe a Republican Journalist or two to make it even. You might be surprised because I really like the first and second ladies of our country. I am nothing if I am not fair. Right?
Until Next Week…