This week, two of my Facebook friends, said that I should write racier posts on my blog and that I should write about dildos and sexual toys. I was told that this would do a lot of good and would be a help to women that might be reading this blog. Well, that may be … however, I am (believe it or not) not an expert on sex toys and or dildos in general. I am aware they exist and I am sure they provide an important function for what may be a large portion of the population. Possibly even more important to my generation of women over 60 and possibly for men over 60 as well, however, I personally am not a fan of artificial stimulation in any form. Even in nail salons … they often have vibrating chairs that vibrate and at the same time they have balls that pulsate up and down one’s back while sitting having a pedicure. I refuse to let a chair to massage my bottom. Sorry, don’t like it at all. I don’t even like to lie back… I like to sit up straight with my glasses poised on my nose while digesting the real important and I am sure the qualified, straight, news from those intellectual magazines such as… Us, People and the National Inquirer. How else would I know what is really going on with Jennifer Aniston and Brad??? Will they ever get back together? Unfortunately, it looks like when it’s over … it really IS over. Ah well.
Statistics
While musing over the influence of artificial sex I have learned a few very upsetting facts in my latest research for my possible future book. Starting out in life … there are 103 boy babies born for every 100-girl babies. An interesting fact, right? Sounds good. As time goes by we lose more boys than girls… For instance, more boys go to the great beyond due to accidental death … and more boys than girls die in car accidents … Of course, for our generation, War has been a terrible fact from WW II to Korea, to Vietnam to the Gulf War and Iraq and Afghanistan. Of course, now women have also been killed in these wars however, not as many as our men and boys. Now we get to the issues of smoking cigarettes and work. As we age starting after 60 years, men start to die off faster than women. Doctors assume this is due to smoking as well as stress from working. This might be changing in the future as women started to smoke (remember, Virginia Slims?) and women are now working at the same stress filled jobs. However, this still hasn’t changed the death rates. As we age woman still survive and outlive men and this fact continues to escalate with each passing year. So in our 80’s just look at the statistics … No don’t…. it’s too depressing. So how are we newly single women supposed to handle this problem??? The few men that are still with us … usually are happily married or gay. I am sorry but this is true and so many gay men are so handsome and fun and really great guys … but still this doesn’t help the left over women… if one is searching for romance.
Eureka! The Answer to Sexual Satisfaction For All!
Never fear!!!! I just might have come up with a marvelous idea for the over 60 plus single women in the U.S. A. We all have to adopt the European lifestyle. Happily married women … do you ever want a vacation from your man? Is he around the house too much? Do you wish he would go back to work and leave you some free time to meet with the girls… and have a girl’s night out, just to get away for a while? Why not give him up for a few days a month? This would be enough for most single women. Heck, I don’t want to live with someone full time anyway. Isn’t this a great idea? You married women can take a short vacation with the girls or go visit the grandchildren. Single women … you get a really nice guy who hasn’t left his wife for a younger woman and he loves his wife and his children. He will be excited to see you every once-in-a-while and he doesn’t have to feel guilty if his wife goes along with the idea? He should have time and money because he is both rich and still working or he has by now hopefully put some money aside. He can buy you single girls a gift or two. Since you will be a new experience to this married man, who knows? He might not even need to take Viagra. Remember, when we were all kids how parents and teachers told us that we had to be good children and share our things with others who didn’t have the good fortune to have the nicer toys? Well, here is your chance, once again, to do the right thing. You will make a generation of senior women happier and your husbands will probably thank you too. He might even start working out and buying a new suit. He might even spurge and buy you a little trinket at Tiffany’s to ease his conscience.
Okay, it’s just an idea but I think it has great possibilities. I have done my part. My husband and I are still married we live apart but I have passed him on to the other women of the world. I can honestly say, he’s all yours (smiley face) … been there and done that. Of course, if this idea would work, the sex toy companies might just go out of business. At any rate, remember the old adage … “Share and share alike” Tee Hee!
Until Next Week…
Is There Sex After 60? (Navigating Single Life After 60) 
6 thoughts on “Share and Share Alike”
Sage
Oh Sue Ellen, this would go against God not to commit adultery. May work in Europe, i do know Italian men hold this kind of thinking and the wives go along. Even expected their husbands to take up lovers. Not so here. They just leave for a younger woman or maybe become sick to the point of having a disability . Would the spouse just leave? She would be seen as cruel, her family would disown her.
I recommend looking way back in history how many civilisations with the women knowing how vital dildos are to their health. It is not unreal sex you get the best out of it!!!! Real for you. Want to erase the stigma of dirtyness, bad, improper so on. Our thinking at our age we should be more open minded. If your feeling it do it.
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istheresexaftersixty
I am totally in agreement with you. “If you’re feeling it, do it” My feelings exactly. As long as it doesn’t hurt anyone or anything. I actually do not think that God cares about who is sleeping with whom. I think the sin in life is to do anything that you know is going to hurt someone else. If you know you are hurting someone else or trying to hurt someone on purpose that is a sin in my opinion. The bible also says “An Eye For An Eye” So I don’t believe in everything the bible says. BTW, there are a lot of men and women who aren’t just Italian who are committing adultery. Marriage isn’t always perfect since one out of two marriages end in divorce. This one post was supposed to be amusing, not serious. It was an idea that would only happen if everyone agreed to the contract. I certainly don’t expect that to happen. There aren’t that many men out there who are nice and normal and caring that aren’t married and the older we get the less men are out there. I would rather have a romance with a real man than with a plastic object but I certainly don’t think any less of anyone who finds that object to be helpful. The whole idea is to be happy without hurting anyone. My post was really only supposed to be funny or slightly amusing. That is all. Thank you for your comment! I love that people read my posts. Please keep reading them and keep commenting.
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susan budash
Your suggested alternative is a “Wham bam thank you mam or sir.” Statistically, women prefer some form of commitment and opening oneself this scenario can have disastrous outcomes, such as stalking, STD’s, physical and or mental abuse. Later in our years, we seek less stress, not more of it.
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istheresexaftersixty
Susan, sorry you took this so seriously. This was supposed to be an amusing alternative. In other words, a joke.
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Sage
Your post was not funny or cute it was very sad. A grown woman who won’t ever let her salon chair give her some enjoyment when she gets her nails done. Sad
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istheresexaftersixty
Sorry you don’t see the humor … really makes life more fun. BTW I have always preferred human touch to machines but that’s just me. Still like you so please keep reading!
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