This week, two of my Facebook friends, said that I should write racier posts on my blog and that I should write about dildos and sexual toys. I was told that this would do a lot of good and would be a help to women that might be reading this blog. Well, that may be … however, I am (believe it or not) not an expert on sex toys and or dildos in general. I am aware they exist and I am sure they provide an important function for what may be a large portion of the population. Possibly even more important to my generation of women over 60 and possibly for men over 60 as well, however, I personally am not a fan of artificial stimulation in any form. Even in nail salons … they often have vibrating chairs that vibrate and at the same time they have balls that pulsate up and down one’s back while sitting having a pedicure. I refuse to let a chair to massage my bottom. Sorry, don’t like it at all. I don’t even like to lie back… I like to sit up straight with my glasses poised on my nose while digesting the real important and I am sure the qualified, straight, news from those intellectual magazines such as… Us, People and the National Inquirer. How else would I know what is really going on with Jennifer Aniston and Brad??? Will they ever get back together? Unfortunately, it looks like when it’s over … it really IS over. Ah well.
While musing over the influence of artificial sex I have learned a few very upsetting facts in my latest research for my possible future book. Starting out in life … there are 103 boy babies born for every 100-girl babies. An interesting fact, right? Sounds good. As time goes by we lose more boys than girls… For instance, more boys go to the great beyond due to accidental death … and more boys than girls die in car accidents … Of course, for our generation, War has been a terrible fact from WW II to Korea, to Vietnam to the Gulf War and Iraq and Afghanistan. Of course, now women have also been killed in these wars however, not as many as our men and boys. Now we get to the issues of smoking cigarettes and work. As we age starting after 60 years, men start to die off faster than women. Doctors assume this is due to smoking as well as stress from working. This might be changing in the future as women started to smoke (remember, Virginia Slims?) and women are now working at the same stress filled jobs. However, this still hasn’t changed the death rates. As we age woman still survive and outlive men and this fact continues to escalate with each passing year. So in our 80’s just look at the statistics … No don’t…. it’s too depressing. So how are we newly single women supposed to handle this problem??? The few men that are still with us … usually are happily married or gay. I am sorry but this is true and so many gay men are so handsome and fun and really great guys … but still this doesn’t help the left over women… if one is searching for romance.
Eureka! The Answer to Sexual Satisfaction For All!
Never fear!!!! I just might have come up with a marvelous idea for the over 60 plus single women in the U.S. A. We all have to adopt the European lifestyle. Happily married women … do you ever want a vacation from your man? Is he around the house too much? Do you wish he would go back to work and leave you some free time to meet with the girls… and have a girl’s night out, just to get away for a while? Why not give him up for a few days a month? This would be enough for most single women. Heck, I don’t want to live with someone full time anyway. Isn’t this a great idea? You married women can take a short vacation with the girls or go visit the grandchildren. Single women … you get a really nice guy who hasn’t left his wife for a younger woman and he loves his wife and his children. He will be excited to see you every once-in-a-while and he doesn’t have to feel guilty if his wife goes along with the idea? He should have time and money because he is both rich and still working or he has by now hopefully put some money aside. He can buy you single girls a gift or two. Since you will be a new experience to this married man, who knows? He might not even need to take Viagra. Remember, when we were all kids how parents and teachers told us that we had to be good children and share our things with others who didn’t have the good fortune to have the nicer toys? Well, here is your chance, once again, to do the right thing. You will make a generation of senior women happier and your husbands will probably thank you too. He might even start working out and buying a new suit. He might even spurge and buy you a little trinket at Tiffany’s to ease his conscience.
Okay, it’s just an idea but I think it has great possibilities. I have done my part. My husband and I are still married we live apart but I have passed him on to the other women of the world. I can honestly say, he’s all yours (smiley face) … been there and done that. Of course, if this idea would work, the sex toy companies might just go out of business. At any rate, remember the old adage … “Share and share alike” Tee Hee!
Until Next Week…